Funny Fears

Agateophobia- Fear of insanity.
Ailurophobia- Fear of cats. "Nice Kitty. AHHHHHHH!
Alektorophobia- Fear of chickens.
Alliumphobia- Fear of garlic….Dracula has this one
Amnesiphobia- Fear of amnesia…I forgot who has this one
Anablephobia- Fear of looking up.
Anglophobia- Fear of England or English culture, etc
Ankylophobia- Fear of immobility of a joint.
Anthrophobia or Anthophobia- Fear of flowers.."Honey…I got you thses flowers to show how much I love you." "NOOOO! GO AWAY!!!
Anuptaphobia- Fear of staying single.
Apotemnophobia- Fear of persons with amputations.
Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.
Asymmetriphobia- Fear of asymmetrical things.
Aulophobia- Fear of flutes.
Aurophobia- Fear of gold.
Auroraphobia- Fear of Northern lights…."Next months new horror movie…AURORA BOREALIS!!!!!!"
Autodysomophobia- Fear of one that has a vile odor.
Automatonophobia- Fear of ventriloquist's dummies, animatronic creatures, wax statues - anything that falsly represents a sentient being.
Bibliophobia- Fear of books.
Bogyphobia- Fear of bogeys or the bogeyman.
Botanophobia- Fear of plants.
Cacophobia- Fear of ugliness.
Chaetophobia- Fear of hair.
Chionophobia- Fear of snow.
Chronomentrophobia- Fear of clocks….I think Captain Hook has this one
Coprastasophobia- Fear of constipation.
Deipnophobia- Fear of dining or dinner conversations…."So, the weather has been nice…AHHHHHHHH!"
Dextrophobia- Fear of objects at the right side of the body.
Ephebiphobia- Fear of teenagers.
Epistaxiophobia- Fear of nosebleeds.
Genuphobia- Fear of knees
Gynephobia or Gynophobia- Fear of women….BWAHAHAHA
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words.
Lachanophobia- Fear of vegetables…No Mommy…NOT THE GREEN BEANS!!!!
Paraskavedekatriaphobia- Fear of Friday the 13th.
Pteronophobia- Fear of being tickled by feathers….NOT THE ISLAND OF PERPETUAL TICKLEING!!
Scolionophobia- Fear of school
Spheksophobia- Fear of wasps.. Ben has this real bad
Technophobia- Fear of technology. But I love technology.But not as much as you you see
Xanthophobia- Fear of the color yellow or the word yellow. YELLOW! NOOOOO!
Zemmiphobia- Fear of the great mole rat…I think this one speaks for itself