Memorable Quotes from CBH

At the shower talk...

"If you leave a stuffed up pot...we will kick you in the face"

"Here at Blue Haven...it may be time for you to experience what we all like to call 'the journey'."

"If you pee in the shower, I have hired a person to come rip the shower curtain open and pee on you. It is really gross to be taking a shower and pee splash on you from the next stall."


From my Bible class teachers...

"Well, we won't be talking about joy through hardships today in class, because an amazingly handsome, attractive, nice, inspirational speaker will be talking about this same subject tonight" (if you haven't figured it out...he was talking about himself)

"Sorry means you are upset because of the consequences, sorrowful means you are upset because of your actions"


From the talent show...

"Badarrrrditditdit" (you might be hearing this one from me if you talk to me)

"Hooway for Weagan Wat"

Some other girls and myself were dressed up as weeds for part of our talent show skit...so we were dressed in green and we had signs that said 'Weed' on us. So several people jokingly said things like, "Does that mean I can roll you up and smoke you?"


From a girl...I don't want to put it on a blog so ask me in a message or something if you want to know.


From Ben's counselor Devin...

"We come from Schweden...is the best country in the vorld...ve so dad gum crasy...but ve just don't care" (that was me attempting to portray a Swedish accent...I hope you can read what is says...all of these will be like that...that's just Devin.)

"Hey...don't touch my belly button, or it'll eat yew"

"I loff yew boys, but if yew ever touch my sisters...I'll eat yew"

Devin: Go back to the cabin

Boy: I don't want to and you can't make me

Devin: How much do you weigh?

Boy: 85 pounds

Devin: I crap out more than you weigh every day!

"I loff you!"

"You are amasing"