Funny List I Found And Edited

Children's Books that will never be written.

2. "Strangers Have the Best Candy"
3. "The Little Sissy Who Snitched"
4. "Some Kittens Can Fly!
5. "Where Would You Like to Be Buried?"
6. "Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her"
7. "The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer-Hey! Let's Go Ride Our bikes!"
9. "The Kid's Guide to Hitchhiking"
10. "You Are Different and That's Bad"
14. "Getting More Chocolate on Your Face"
19. "Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share"
20. "Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book"
21. "Grandpa Gets a Casket"
22. "Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way"
23. "Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School"
25. "That's It, I'm Putting You Up For Adoption"
26. "The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator"
27. "The Man In The Moon Is Actually Satan"<~~~(that's horrible)
28. "Your Nightmares Are Real"
30. "POP! Goes the Hamster...and Other Great Microwave Games"
31. "Testing Homemade Parachutes Using Only Your Household Pets"
33. "Babar Meets the Taxidermist"
34. "Curious George and the High Voltage Fence"
35. "The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables"
36. "The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy"
37. "Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will"
38. "The Berenstein Bears Maul Some Campers And Are Shot Dead"
39. "How to Become the Dominant Military Power in Your Elementary School"
40. "Controlling the Playground: Respect Through Fear"
42. "Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?"
44. 101 Things You Can Do at the Bottom of the Pool
46. Valuable Protein and Other Nutritional Benefits of Things From Your Nose
47. It's Only Natural! - Animals That Eat Their Children<~~~(eww)
48. The Scissors Sack Race and Other Picnic Pastimes
49. 101 Chainsaw Crafts Projects
50. Baby's Crib Doubles as Recycling Bin : More Hints from Heloise
51. There's More Than One Way to Skin a Cat: Step-by-Step Instructions
52. Tunneling in Soft Soil - Just Do It!
53. Playing With Matches: 101 New and Exciting Games
54. 50 Ways to Leave Your Mother : The Art of Running Away
56. Baby's Formula - 20 Ways to "Juice it Up"
58. The Stuff Under The Sink: Baby's First Chemistry Set